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Reports have been circulating that the Philippines ‘passed’ the audit conducted in October by the European Maritime Safety Agency (EMSA). Mistrustful of rumours, we decided to ask our philosopher cat, Frankie. He’s named after the famous singer because he had blue eyes when he was a kitten. But he’s so smart he may well be the reincarnation of the English philosopher and statesman, Sir Francis Bacon (1561 – 1626). The following is the transcript of our interview:

Marine Café Blog: So what do you think of the recent EMSA inspections?
Frankie: Not so good. At least not as good as the gossipy humans in Manila have been painting it.

MCB: Why do say that?
Frankie: The EMSA team found some cracks in what you call the Filipino seafarer factory.

MCB: But the factory managers said all the cracks were already patched up.
Frankie: Are you kidding? One was big enough for a fat mouse to slip through. That’s why I missed my dinner!

MCB: How do you know all this?
Frankie: (in a hushed tone) Just between us, some of the mice in the factory are my friends. I promised not to molest them provided they tell me what’s going on in there.

MCB: You seem to know more than some journalists who’ve been writing about this issue.
Frankie: No comment.

MCB: So how do you see this whole thing playing out?
Frankie: The EMSA inspectors will call a spade a spade. They”ll report to the European Commission (EC) what they saw in the factory. They have their pride and reputation to protect, you know – just like us cats.

MCB: When shall we know the verdict?
Frankie: My feline contacts in Europe tell me that a decision could be made by the EC sometime in the first quarter of 2014.

MCB: That’s some way off. What advice can you give the Filipinos in the meantime?
Frankie: It’s always wise to be prudent. So expect the unexpected.

MCB: Is there reason to be hopeful at this point?
Frankie: De ilusión también se vive.

MCB: Do you mind translating that for us?
Frankie: Just do a Google search. I need to have my pasta dinner now.

~oOo~

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